officialfrenchtoast:

not an overreaction

(via of-summer)

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

(via of-summer)

beafraidofjesus:

One of my greatest fears is that someone will break into my house while I’m taking a shit. How am I gonna defend myself? Do I finish the shit????/?!?!?.

(via justariverinabox)

sherlockedforwho:

benedizzle-cumberwubwubwub:

mystkamm:

i-am-fangirl-here-me-squeel:

alldolleddown:

iamsofreakingfetch:

And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative.

His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for Always Pads.

his eyes were as blue as my tumblr dashboard

His eyes were as blue as a really blue thing

His eyes were as blue as the rest of his face turned as I strangled him to death

(via of-summer)

ihatesadfaces:

WHY

(via of-summer)

(via of-summer)

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

(via annakendrickofficial)

maximumbuttitude:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

I shit out thousands of dollars in pennies right now I am shitting out pennies this is happening why please help me

(via of-summer)

elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

(via of-summer)

theyorkist:

jean-luc-gohard:

The most dangerous thing society teaches boys and men, especially white boys and men, is that their emotions are objective logic and reason and that anyone who disagrees is being irrational.

*applause*

(via justariverinabox)