young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.
A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.
There’s the potential for a great turkey breast pun here but I can’t figure one out
"This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously."
Reblog every time.
things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline